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> We would have something to talk about if:
> 1.  Some building would collapse.
> 2.  Some animal would attack some magician.
> 3.  Somebody would steal some grease from a restaurant (this actually
> happened last week).
> 4.  Xino Kiner would stop taking his medicine.
> 5  Gay people would do something to get Rob Wade's bile flowing.
> 6  arizonadreaming would be let out of the hospital.
> 7. Some little boy would fall down a well.  And Sting would try to
> rescue him.
> 8. A little boy would get a job as a bartender at a bar run by the
> syndicate, and eventually take over the crime family.
> 9.  Someone would come here for the first time and:
> a.  Misspell some inane, ordinary, word.
> b.  Ask us how to register for this ng.
> 10.  Weird looking aliens would be guests on Jerry Springer.
> 11. BUT, most important of all, there would be a new OFF episode that
> would be really good and really funny so we could talk about it.
>
> Mr. Museum