"Dick Hertz" <billgates_microslow.com> wrote in message
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> I'm standing at the urinal at a restaurant last night, and the guy next to
> me is squeezing out little kid farts as he pees. I was offended, because
> a) if you're going to fart, do it like a man, and b) personally I only
> feel comfortable doing it if I'm sitting on the throne, in case a fart is
> hiding some doo-doo behind it.
>
> Besides, I thought farting while you pee is a sign of old age. The guy
> next to me was around 70 or so, and I'm only halfway there.
When it comes to farting in a public restroom, there really are no rules.
Public restrooms are a man's haven for farting, pooping, urinating, and
picking his nose.
When you complain about another man's farting habits in a public restroom,
you come across as a woman.
What happens in the men's public restroom ... stays in the men's public
restroom.
Shame on you.
**Bigstick**
**Bigstick**